Parenting makes life easy

No love is as fierce as the one between a mother and her child!

Our bond is one of a kind, as we share unique traits that run in the bloodline.

I am amazed at how my ten year old daughter aligns her thoughts to fit any situation.

Her quick wits make me fall flat to the floor. I stay there grounded for a bit longer, as no time would be enough to watch that little wonder!

Following are some of the brutal conversations between me and my savage girl!

Disclaimer: Read it at your own risk.

The black hole:

It was a Sunday morning. I was sipping my second cup of coffee without any pressure at the dining table. My husband was busy making breakfast for the kids. I noticed my daughter’s gaze on me as she was enjoying her fresh French toast from her favourite parent. She leaned in, grasping my arm, and posed a stream of questions. I was already a bit high from the extra caffeine and responded to her without hesitation. Only later did I realize this was another custom trap she had set for me.

She asked me, “Mommy, what would you do if someone kidnapped me?”

Me: If that ever happened, I’ll never stop till I find you.

She: What if I were to disappear into the black hole?

Me: No matter where you are, I’ll come there to look for you.

She wondered, “What if no one can find me?”

I continued: Hey, remember, I’m the mommy. I’ll find you somehow.

She couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore. She said, “Mom, you can’t even make my breakfast on time. Dad’s the one making it. But you want to make me believe all these claims about you coming after me.”

The ingenious one:

After watching social media for a while, I decided to be a better parent. I promised myself to spend at least 20 minutes learning something from my little girl every week. When I told her, she was so excited to teach me. She immediately brought the colored sheets, pencils, and rulers.

My daughter has been making paper art for a while, self-teaching using YouTube videos. She has made many beautiful crafts. But today was my first time watching her do something without the tutorial.

We both decided to make a paper cupboard with drawers. Her instructions were simple and easy to follow. She showcased her skill with rapid finger movements. She shaped precise arcs with skilled fingers. I wondered how she even remembered the exact measurements of several such items.

At one point, I almost gave up and looked at her with pride, saying, “You know that you’re a genius, right?!”

Her answer once again blew my already scattered mind!

Mommy, I’m not a genius. You’re plain dumb.

Several weeks have passed, and we are yet to play again.

The Attention Seeker:

My daughter wanted us to notice her. She said, “Dad and Mom, as I am your only girl child, I see no reason why you wouldn’t do it for me.”

My husband set out to tease her this time and began, “Well, we need to tell you some news. You’re not our only daughter. You have a little sister.” And to keep the heat on, I added, “Yes, she goes to a boarding school in Hawaii.”

My daughter seemed to listen to us without blinking. My husband and I smirked at each other and continued. But, she stopped us, saying, “Well, I already have the DNA test done. The results are out. My brother and I are your only offspring.”

My husband and I stared at each other in disbelief. She finally got our attention at last!

The killer line:

In our family, the daughter and dad argue a lot over the silliest things. Recently, they had one such serious debate. The little kid, being the smartest one in the room, was aware that I am her only last resort. Here she comes running to me with tears in her eyes. She bursts out, “Mommy, though I don’t like you that much, you’re better than Dad.”